Newsletter #418 - Tampered

Hey shitcoiners,

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The trenches were rocked this week as news emerged that Ledgers were being tampered with in SE Asia. Mark Karpelès was on the case.

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Initially it was hoped the issue was contained, but reports quickly surfaced of similar implants in Europe. MediaMarkt has since pulled Ledgers off its shelves.

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Rekt.

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If you have recently bought or acquired a Ledger, it is time to whip out your Swiss army knife and follow Mark’s tutorial.

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This next CT member raises a valid point. How is she supposed to know?

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Reports of what was hidden inside Ledgers varied.

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Trezor were quick to address the situation too. In a solid move, they have rapidly assessed their reseller programme and set about securing their supply chain.

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Ledger followed suit and asked resellers in Southeast Asia and Hong Kong to pull its devices.

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The comments on this next post from Ledger are not pretty. Ooft.

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Intrigued to hear Andreas’ take on the situation? Check out the latest episode of the Weekly Recap!

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This crisis may have uncovered one of the spiciest marketing opportunities ever. Ledger US, you know what to do.

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Unfortunately, those of you who live in the UK will not be able to take part in that promotion. You will be taped up, held at knife point and robbed and you will be happy.

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It is time to prepare. The state of this market is quite something.

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We hear Jmo was networking in Singapore last week, but it turns out he’s not down for further hangs. Burn.

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Over in Istanbul, Richard Heart has been arrested on a Finnish Interpol red notice!

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Video proof if you wanted it.

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The Turkish authorities took away quite the haul: 53 Rolexes, 11 Pateks, $4M in cash and guns.

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Never forget.

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Don’t be front-run by Sam Altman. He is coming for us. Literally everyone except for retail is buying crypto.

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Tom Lee has been bidding. 5% soon.

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If you are doubting that Q4 will deliver, you might need to read this from Ansem. Believe.

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We have seen some surprising runners over the last few weeks, as what seemed dead is now being longed. Flood is sceptical. New phrase unlocked!

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Blub, blub, blub.

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Are you still investing in innovative crypto projects, anon? Do not be disheartened when you receive replies like this. Crypto investment is a process and patience is key.

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If you were on Papertrade last weekend, you may have been lucky enough to pick up a $2,000 pair of pants.

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Richard strikes us as a man who knows a good pair of pants when he sees one. Here are his life hacks.

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And we round this one off with a blast from the past. Netflix, take notes.

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Until next week.

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Team Shitcoin.com