Newsletter #416

Hey Shitcoiners,

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Welcome to the highly anticipated month we get to enjoy every year. Welcome to Uptober.

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When the number is going up, these sorts of predictions stop seeming so out of reach. According to Arthur, ETH is going to make a comeback.

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NEAR has had a revival in recent months, partly due to the rise of NEAR Intents. Unfortunately for them, this week we learned of an exploit, but luckily ~$3.8M is minimal damage by today’s standards.

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Algorand is so secure… Sorry, we mean Algorand is a poverty ecosystem.

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She’s single. And we are cooked.

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Now that Cobie is on the front lines of Coinbase customer support, he has the inside scoop. Do not be hoodwinked.

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Cobie’s detective thread got hijacked. Big if true.

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Imagine.

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Don’t worry guys, Coinbase Support are on the case. Over $1B in hacks covered up? Check your DMs.

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In other exchange news, word was that Binance was being pushed out of Europe. Evidently its legal team in cracked. “Reverse solicitation”.

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Hayden Davis et al. beating the LIBRA class action was not on our bingo card. Ooft.

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Nor was NVIDIA dropping a memecoin CA (microcat) in a dataset. It’s real according to Grok.

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Lee Goon Wang saw liquidity and took the exit: 15K ZEC ($23M), sold 2% under market. He was just pretending.

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You may remember Thiccy spent $3M on Pokémon cards back in July. He knew.

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The latest alpha is launchpads are insanely profitable. Try to keep up with Vydamo if you dare.

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Speaking of product-market fit…

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We had almost lost hope in Ethereum management after the recent Foundation activities, but it looks like Vitalik has it covered.

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And his sci-fi novel is out!

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We only hear about Professor Crypto once a year when he wins this award. RIP.

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Onto the real influencers now. “I like dick pics, so take my number”.

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Friend of Shitcoin.com Tristan still has it.

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Next up we have the crossover we never knew we needed. Sadly, we haven’t sent our best to Derek Guy’s comments. He thinks we’re stupid and annoying. We must win him back.

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If you were wondering what our best looks like, here you go.

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See you next week.

Team Shitcoin.com

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Newsletter #416 - Uptober