Newsletter #414 - No Clarity, Still Bullish

Hey Shitcoiners,

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The Clarity Act stole headlines this week as the bill did not advance in the Senate! Brian was not impressed but thinks rules will still progress.

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Saylor also thinks that’s the case.

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Prices went down on the news that the Clarity Act did not move ahead. Members of CT are now eager to sell their unconfiscatable digital assets as a result. /s

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Certain firms were elated.

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However, US regulators are still doing all they can to bring in the institutional bidders. “The Innovation Exemption” just dropped.

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Just like MELANIA was the nail in the last bullrun’s coffin, was LAPTOP pushing us into “this is all too much” territory? A slight correction was due before we return to up only.

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Hunter had a long couple of days as his coin tanked. F in the chat.

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It was him.

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We have seen footage of Hunter reaching rock bottom before. The mental gymnastics if LAPTOP collapsing caused him to get in a pickle once again.

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He can lol all he wants, but that chart looks eerily similar to what we’re seeing for LAPTOP.

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The Bidens just don’t do it the same way the Trumps do.

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Speaking of a shakedown, Justin Sun is pushing to claw his “bride fee” back. We won’t be surprised if he gets it.

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He is the Chinese Alfred Nobel after all.

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It already feels like a lifetime ago that the Liquid Network was exploited. Turns out they want all of the money back and think tens of millions of dollars as a bounty is overkill. Understandable.

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Have you been flexing about how long you’ve been stuck here? We have. It might not be a flex but there’s nowhere else we’d rather be.

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Caroline has somewhere she’d rather be. She is giving back after securing a role at a project SBF’s money seeded. Full circle.

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Loomdart is back! Sorry, we mean, Loomdart has re-emerged to remind you that he is still working on his project for 30 minutes a week and the $30M is basically his multi-year runway.

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Allegedly real.

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To Luke Dashjr next. The delusion continues. Pamp eet.

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We are waiting to see a fair value established for the ecosystem over on Arc. Circle’s chain has launched and the memes have begun. Is this just another example of the suits trying to extract?

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On their mainnet launch livestream some CT members were quick to put focus on where one of the team members was from. Romano with the valid point.

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Murder!

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Our brains have also been murdered with the level of brainrot we see on Dexscreener lately. We are reaching new heights of degeneracy.

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Yes, new heights.

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Until next week.

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Team Shitcoin.com