Newsletter #412 - BUILD THE SLOT MACHINE

Hey Shitcoiners,

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The bull market is heating up on all fronts and we have shenanigans aplenty for you to indulge in. Before we get to that, check out the latest article from Andreas where he shows you how to create a random seed phrase. There is also $500 still sitting behind a passphrase. See if you can find it!

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Speaking of entropy, Jade wallet seeds were perfect, but they changed them anyway. Bitcoiners had questions.

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It turns out this was just an extra precaution. It seems like they know what they’re doing.

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Unfortunately, one of the industry’s best artists has been hacked. Our thoughts go out to Bold.

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Those employed in the space come here with hopes of changing the world. Then they end up building the slot machines. BUILD THE FUCKING SLOT MACHINE!

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Despite its RWA/TradFi roots, Robinhood Chain is becoming home to a recent wave of degeneracy.

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Can you believe it?

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The lengths crypto participants will go to for a meme are quite something.

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Robinhood’s “stock tokens” are becoming a hit, but not in all circles. One of the boomer TradFi CEOs is not impressed.

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Vlad is not fazed.

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And the degens are creating millions off the back of the controversy.

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But is something fishy going on?

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Solana, we are sorry.

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We have seen things on Solana that we cannot unsee.

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Where there are memecoins, there are rugs. We were hearing rumors of upcoming Trump coins and the scammers were keen to capitalize.

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The Zcash chart resembled a slow rug for years, but recently we have seen it reaching new heights.

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$1,000.

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Taiki has been championing the trade throughout the bear market. He’s back.

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As are the Steady Lads! They crashed the market temporarily, but the episode was worth it.

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In Luke Dashjr news, he is stepping down from his role at OCEAN.

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And “Bitcoin” is back online?

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The only place you can trade Luke’s fork is pricing it higher than Bitcoin Cash!

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Luke wants to offload his coins for crinkle-cut fries.

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Imagine you lost some coins on an exchange, were trying to get them out for years, and the whole time the price of BTC was rising. This is a great HODL story.

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The 3rd, sorry, 7th richest man in Mexico is bullish. That drop-off tells us that he has been dabbling in too many memecoins in recent years. One of us!

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Justin Sun is also one of us. He is not poor.

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Justin has been having some relationship issues lately. Maybe he should hang out with Rasmr to learn more about the opposite sex. Or not. Rasmr just gets rugged endlessly.

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We round this edition off with some reminders. When we start seeing videos like this again, sell everything.

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And we hate to say it, but you are trapped here with the rest of us.

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Until next week!

Team Shitcoin.com