Newsletter #411 - Sized In, Enjoyed Life, Got Called Lucky

Hey Shitcoiners,

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Last week was not a drill. We are continuing on our moon mission. $80K has been reached. We hope you are strapped in because this could get turbulent.

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Saylor’s AI slopstream is still flowing, but are the memes getting better?

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If you had heeded Taiki’s advice, you would have been playing this run-up on easy mode.

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Hyperliquid.

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Zcash was also mentioned in Taiki’s list. The privacy coin has been on a generational run in recent months. Even with the inflation bug disclosure temporarily tanking the chart, we are still seeing ATHs. Here is the chart.

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Machi has been getting liquidated for months, but in the last week the tide has turned. He is so back.

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And he is not apologizing.

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Oh, and he is attempting to buy Friend.tech. You can’t make this up.

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You also can’t make up the fact that Layah Heilpern is miraculously always right, whichever way the market goes. She doesn’t miss.

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We will just leave this here.

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What happens next is critical.

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CL will likely be asking those sorts of questions in the group chat. He has a lot of questions. hello? thoughts? should i sell?

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Over to Solana next. The data shows that users are not holding tokens for long. Just a quick in and out.

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Shkreli is back on the grind and has branded September as his own. It sounds like he missed prison too much.

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The Trump family has been accused of max extracting in the past. They are now playing the liquidity game to get out of their heavy bags.

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RIP.

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Justin Sun is going after the Trumps because they froze his coins. New Justin photo just dropped.

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Justin was also in the news this week as he is suing the parents of his ex to get back the RMB 30M (~$4.2M) in betrothal money they took. We are still trying to understand the situation.

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