Newsletter #410 - We Are So Back

Hey Shitcoiners,

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One minute you’re touching grass. The next minute Trump holds a press conference and you get that feeling that we’re so back.

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Sometimes all you need is one word. Uttered.

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Hyperliquid.

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Have we been played so well that we are now delighted to be back after being put through the wringer for months on end?

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You have been rugged, liquidated and left for dead. But you stuck around and now… GMI.

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Thank God for that.

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We have received the first rain in many years.

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We have not received confirmation that the Ethereum Foundation have sold yet, but we are expecting an update in the coming weeks.

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There is definitely someone out there who outperformed the multi-year holds in minutes. Sensational stuff.

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Unfortunately, some of you will have experienced this incredible technology. Great meme.

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Many won big. But many would have also been sidelined. If you missed the move, remember it is not the end of the world.

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Losing $23.9M in one move must come close to feeling like the end of the world though!

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Saylor is fast becoming the boomer king of slop. This is who you trusted with your life savings.

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And a 15%+ price increase would just make things even sloppier.

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It almost feels like the whole world is out to troll Jim at this point. Counter trade him at every possible opportunity.

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As much as we would counter trade Jim, we would not do the same for Arthur. He was conveniently preparing himself for the upcoming pump.

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And he is out of retirement. We are big fans of airdrops in Q4.

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In other business news, Kevin Zhang is joining the Winklevoss twins at Cypherpunk as Head of Mining. Congratulations, Kevin!

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The Winklevosses know how to get headlines. The AI time machine granted you a once in a lifetime opportunity. Did you take it, anon?

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Hunter has also been on a bit of a press push in recent weeks. In his latest post he shared how he is not happy with the Trumps. RIP.

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You will have seen Justin Sun mentioned in that last tweet by Hunter Biden. It seems the West is out to get His Excellency, but he is not a man to be crossed. Beast mode enabled.

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To Paul Sztorc next. He sat down with Robin Hanson on the eCash YouTube channel!

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Are you a die-hard trencher? Back in Jebus’ day you would have been known as someone who enjoyed the pits. Interesting lore.

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The trenches these days are all about analysing previous rugs so you can jump out in time. Elite tech.

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For those of you that thought Ansem would take over the coin, pump it a little, then leave, you are mistaken. He is now building out memecoin infrastructure.

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We will take all of the alpha we can get. To our Chinese brothers, we surrender.

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To some updates from Chun. Not only has this man been to space but he has done multiple laps around the globe in the last year alone.

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We round this one off with some top tips from Rasmr. When you make it this bullrun, show all of your exes how much you don’t care. This is how you win.

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Bold seems unsure.

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Until next week!

Team Shitcoin.com