Newsletter #407 - Act Accordingly

Hey Shitcoiners,

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If you skipped your July vacation in hopes of an exciting month, hindsight has some bad news for you. July spot volume saw its worst month since November 2023.

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While our bags barely moved in crypto terms, the stonks have been moving more than they have in a long time. They are calling it AI armageddon. Welcome to hell.

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This whole Situational Awareness situation sounds wild in TradFi terms. For us, this is just another week.

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Flashback to when Intern dodged a bullet.

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Back to Bitcoin now. In a developing story, if you have funds on a COLDCARD, they may be at risk.

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Here’s a detailed thread for your perusal.

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Act accordingly.

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Has the AI boom rekt crypto security? Ask again in six months.

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MoonPay launched a thing! Users rushed to hook up their LLMs to PayBox.

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However, there is always a catch. Did you sell your personal data, anon?

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Ooft.

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To something a little more lighthearted next. Ptardio delivers the goods as always. We are unsure about the British delicacy on display. At least it looks bear-market-friendly.

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Every so often we hear of some crazy lore. Your average pump.fun dev is living life on the edge.

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“I rarely do punt memecoins” sounds like famous last words. RIP.

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We used to have $100M runners on the daily. Now we struggle to get past $50M. How times have changed.

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That Twenty One Capital chart looks like a dying meme. The treasury company arc may finally be behind us.

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Do you remember when everyone was clamouring for an XPL allocation? If you were based in the US, the trade is likely still up, but the journey was brutal. He aged.

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Charles Hoskinson has also aged many years during his time in crypto. Allegedly, Cardano is going to make a comeback. Allegedly.

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To our emotional rollercoaster section next. There is so much to digest in this post.

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Where do we go from here? We can only hope that we are entering a new era. Countless figs.

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Until next time.

Team Shitcoin.com