Newsletter #400 - DON'T PANIC

Hey Shitcoiners,

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If you feel like you’re losing hope, we have some good news for you. According to CZ everything is going to be okay. DON’T PANIC (in large friendly letters).

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The industry was spooked by Saylor hitting the red button. Turns out, he never said Strategy wouldn’t sell, he just told you not to sell! Now run along like the good little exit liquidity you are.

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The mental gymnastics continue.

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We cannot predict his next move.

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We do not know Saylor’s strategy but it’s looking like he’s playing with our net worth (and emotions).

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Equally hard to read is James Wynn. If you are looking for instructions on what not to do, read this next post. Lost in the chop!

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Lookonchain keep reporting on Arthur’s wallet. According to Hayes, he did nothing.

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Remember how Pump.fun launched a new platform last week? Well, the bounties are being scooped up, and it’s not pretty.

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Continue reading at your own peril.

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We don’t know what to believe at this point.

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Solana’s reputation may have been tarnished as it became the home of memecoins but they are on a mission to clean up their act with some flagship partnerships.

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Hunter Biden has been improving his reputation too! Or someone else has at least. We learned this week of a memecoin pushing him for a run in 2028. Whether it’s Hunter or not remains to be seen. He does like crypto though!

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We are saved.

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No, really.

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If this market is getting a little too much for you, let us share some stories of others who are having a rough time. We don’t know what’s worse, being hacked or still being a BAYC holder. This may be a blessing.

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And if you somehow turn your holdings into tens of millions, please do not round trip.

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Until next time.

Team Shitcoin.com