Newsletter #395 - "Buy More Than You Sell"

Hey Shitcoiners,

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The days of sub-20 Fear and Greed appear to be behind us yet the timeline still has a few naysayers, as always, calling for lower. At Shitcoin.com we prefer to remain optimistic (and bullish). Hear our take on the current state of play in the latest Shitcoin Weekly!

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Saylor has recently been getting attention due to his new perpetual preferred stock, STRC. Are his “never stop buying bitcoin” days behind him? He jumped to the timeline this week to tell us all we must buy more than we sell. The strategy is changing.

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We are monitoring the situation.

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You have to pay those dividends somehow I guess.

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Andreas predicted that Justin Sun would get out of 2026 unscathed but Sun has the biggest final boss of them all to contend with in the coming months. Is he GMI?

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Justin jumped to the timeline to defend his honour. The comments are a treat.

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We thought the KelpDAO situation was wrapped up but we had another layer of controversy this week. Kelp has migrated to Chainlink. The LINK Marines were delighted.

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Bryan Pellegrino was annoyed. Read his full breakdown addressing the FUD below.

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Coinbase have been making headlines over the last few days for good and bad reasons. First up, the good. They have been stacking.

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However, their stock is down substantially and Brian has played a role.

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We also learned this week that Coinbase were laying off ~14% of their workforce. The most alarming part of his email: “Non-technical teams are now shipping production code”.

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Yikes!

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The Telegram team is famously lean and Durov has decided now is the time to put some focus back on TON. Bullish.

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Whether buying TON is the trade of this year remains to be seen. There is stiff competition.

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Wherever you decide to park your money as 2026 develops, remember to never forget. If Pomp comes back shilling you some bags, Jmo will not be bidding.

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So much lore.

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Much of the industry descended on Miami for Consensus, which might be the first conference in a while that isn’t all doom and gloom. Mert was shilling privacy.

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