Newsletter #388 - Tempting Fate

Hey Shitcoiners,

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Hopium, despair, rinse, repeat. You know the drill by now. A few days ago the timeline was tempting fate again and if you left 6 months ago and are just now returning, we have one question: are you sane and bullish on your re-entry?

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Saylor is doing all he can to get his DCA price down and prop up our bags. We salute you.

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Citrini made waves a few weeks ago with their latest report, noting stablecoins would be important for agentic commerce. They were back this week as BTC hovered around $74-75K with a bullpost.

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Were they just early?

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There have always been naysayers, but Boris Johnson just took the biscuit. The former British prime minister, despite his Oxford education, does not understand what a Ponzi scheme is. RIP.

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On the other side of the pond, Donald Trump Jr made an unexpected announcement. Is the Trump/CZ bromance blossoming?

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We will just leave this here.

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CZ’s former arch-nemesis SBF has been active on X.

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It’s hard to watch. Really hard.

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If Netflix gloss over the fact SBF and co funnelled FTX customer deposits to Alameda Research and focus on the polycule, we will be up in arms.

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“True believers” should be taken seriously.

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Imagine.

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Gabriel is having a big week.

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If any of you have $250K still lying around, one CT participant has a new money-making scheme for you. The comments are gold.

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If you were hoping that you could swap your overdue OpenSea airdrop for a lambo, we have some terrible news for you.

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In other business news, BlockFills have just showed everyone how not to run a crypto lending business.

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There are still plenty of people building out there. Incubated by Paradigm and Stripe, Tempo has entered the agentic payments scene.

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As we reach the end of this week’s newsletter, a shoutout to Coinbase’s most elite customer support agent. Cobie’s DMs cannot be looking pretty.

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And that’s a wrap! See you next week.

Team Shitcoin.com