Newsletter #386 - See You At The Bomb Shelter

Hey Shitcoiners,

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We are up a few percent this week. The Fear & Greed Index is in double-digits. But that doesn’t mean we’re out of the woods yet. Before we get to this week’s action, check out the latest episode of Wage Cucking With Jmo, the War Room special! The guest this week was Zane Tackett.

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The few people still hanging out on CT have been Middle-East-Conflict-pilled.

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In a plot twist, Gainzy has found employment during the bear market.

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Did you move your whole life to Dubai in search of tax optimization? We have bad news for you. Not only does your net worth barely warrant you optimizing, you are living in a bomb shelter.

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CL was playing 4D chess all along.

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Justin Sun is unfazed by the current situation. He is flourishing and pushing TRON into a pivot we never saw coming. 2026 for TRON is all about AI… and NFTs?

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The man can’t stop winning.

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To exchange news next. Kraken just scored a “master account” with the Fed. Bullish?

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We are not so bullish though on Brian being a world expert in haircuts.

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We segue now to our crime segment. A gentle reminder that if you commit a crime, don’t go taunting Zach. He will get you.

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If you have significant crypto holdings and are returning to the UK from the Middle East, you might have to change your plans. It’s not safe there either. Yikes.

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Speaking of Bitlord, he was hanging out with the bros in Dubai. We have spotted a goblin.

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See you next time.

Team Shitcoin.com