Newsletter #384 - Only The Brave Remain

Hey Shitcoiners,

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We haven’t seen sustained sentiment this low in years. The Fear and Greed Index has rarely gone higher than single digits for weeks. Is it all over? Probably not.

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Those of you brave enough to still be around will be searching for the next meta. Zero may be worth checking out. Learn more about it with Bryan Pellegrino, the Co-founder and CEO of LayerZero Labs, who joined us on Wage Cucking With Jmo!

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We have come a long way since 2023 but the current state of the timeline is quite something.

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It’s important to keep checking, just in case.

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But hey, there’s no need to stress. Be more like the Monad executive team. We set our sights on Q2, anon.

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Remember the perp DEX wars? It’s not looking like much of a fight anymore. RIP.

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Leaving this here.

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Rekt.

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Hyperliquid is winning on every metric and this week we were treated to a fresh interview with Jeff! These come around once every few months, don’t miss it.

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On to events. It’s hard to get people excited about IRL crypto conferences when they can barely afford the plane ticket anymore. We can hear the tumbleweeds rolling in Denver.

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At least attendees can be homeless together!

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If you were separated from your coins directly or indirectly by Hayden Davis, we have good news. He’s losing too.

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You are basically a Pumpfun investor now. Your money was allegedly used in the private sale!

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The key word there is “allegedly”.

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Your bags are underwater. Rent is due. You are on the lookout for any new scheme you can find to make it all back. OpenClaw is hot right now and we hear people are making a killing with it on Polymarket.

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We scrolled to the bottom of the thread so you don’t have to.

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Shoutout to Bruce Fenton. It’s best not to be trespassing on his property.

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We round this one off with an interesting observation from Cobie. Gainzy pulled off the impossible.

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And that’s a wrap for this week! See you next time.
Team Shitcoin.com