Newsletter #383 - Still Here

Hey Shitcoiners,

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Sentiment is at an all-time low and capitulation is visible across the timeline. If you’re still here with us, you are either destined to be right or retarded. There is no in between. Before we get into this week’s newsletter, check out the latest episode of the Shitcoin.com Show where we run through some of the highlights of the past few days. It was a delight as always.

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How has the last week shaped up? As the market bounces around the $65-70k range, we are reaching some new depths. We have never seen fear this extreme.

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If your significant other has eyes on degeneracy, we feel for you. Many do not understand the pain that must be felt before generational wealth.

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We go through the motions every week.

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Unfortunately, the writing was on the wall this time around.

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But how did we get here? If you are looking for some A-grade cope, we have just the post for you.

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All we can do is pray that the four year cycle is intact. Greener times are hopefully near, anon.

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The brave amongst you may be rewarded. Can you stay liquid longer than the market can stay irrational?

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There is always another way though. GG to this trooper who has outperformed many.

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Saylor has been gradually buying too over the last few years. Unfortunately, he has been buying tops.

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Spotted.

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Have you considered buying some MicroStrategy stock? We hope you have got 100 hours in…

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It’s looking rough but there but there are some silver linings! LayerZero just announced their upcoming L1, Zero.

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We might have just witnessed history.

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We’re in.

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The FTX bankruptcy wallet made some moves. Genius investors?

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Zhu Su suggested now is the time to start “calmly bidding”. In his Buddhist monk arc we are seeing a proverbs not seen before.

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On the topic of crime, the founder of SafeMoon is about to spend several years behind bars. RIP.

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And in Europe, crypto traders are being kidnapped. We hope he is found safely soon.

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Imagine the fear that passes through your body as you realise you have just fat fingered hundreds of millions of dollars that your exchange does not have. Our thoughts and prayers go out to the Bithumb employee responsible. NGMI.

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