Newsletter #381 - Rekt City Population: Us

Hey Shitcoiners,

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Before we get into the action, be sure to check out the latest episode of Wage Cucking With Jmo. Tune in for hot takes, spicy commentary and tips on how not to get lose all of your money. It was a delight as always.

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We hope you didn’t have a sizeable long open. Welcome to Rekt city boys and girls.

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“Digital gold”.

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You know that feeling when you were very right, but you also might have been very wrong? Many were feeling it as precious metals soared this week while our magic internet money went down.

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He’s coming for your girl.

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A new research strategy has been identified.

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The memecoin trenches know no limits. Deploy all of the elements.

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Markets are looking so rough that even Mark has resorted to shitcoinery. Man down!

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The echo chamber has been telling us that Bitcoin would be the dollar debasement trade. Unfortunately, it’s feeling more Jamaican than anything.

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Which are we?

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We definitely aren’t getting hilariously rich right now.

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RIP.

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Are you really that comfy in spot, anon?

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It’s looking a little bearish out there but please don’t let mainstream media tell you when you can and cannot party.

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It could always be worse, right?

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Anyway, that’s enough doom and gloom. Let’s get back to being optimistic. There’s a change in world order and BTC keeps being mentioned. Bullish?

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There’s nothing to say you won’t be able to buy cheaper, but that BTC/XAU chart is looking pretty good.

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We want to believe.

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It is not the time to be a little bitch.

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However, if you do amass a small fortune in this space, you should start thinking about a security detail. Especially if you’re visiting France.

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While on the topic of crime, ZachXBT unearthed a spicy story where the son of a US government contractor managed to get his hands on $40M+. You can’t make this up.

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