Newsletter #380 - A Timeline Full of Cope

Hey Shitcoiners,

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Welcome back to another edition of the spiciest newsletter in crypto. We have memes, shitposting, shenanigans and so much more. Let’s dive into it. First up a reminder that things were looking good just over a week ago. BTC was heading towards $100K and the pain would be over. Unfortunately for us, it was not meant to be. Now cope can be seen all over the timeline.

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Luckily we have CZ telling us that the Supercycle is coming! Oh wait.

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Remember the guy who made bank on Trump’s moves? He’s at it again. Kind of wild that the OG headshot is still in use. PR at its finest.

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You were promised riches beyond your wildest dreams, yet here you are, being outperformed by the boomers. RIP.

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One issue in this space is how readily sheisters are ready to part you of your hard earned money. TROVE was expected to do numbers, raising ~$11.5M during their ICO. After rugging their Hyperliquid community and switching to Solana, some odd transactions surfaced.

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More shenanigans would ensue as the price absolutely tanked on launch.

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Unluckily for them, CT is onchain sleuth-central.

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Gainzy broke down the situation. All it took was one KOL doing no due diligence and the rest was history.

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Speaking of crime, Caroline is now a free woman. Here’s her timeline in case you missed it.

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Our sources are yet to confirm if this is AI or not.

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Wen new BF?

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The Shitcoin.com CEO shared his thoughts on the matter.

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If you were wondering why XMR was pumping last week, this may be why. You’ve got to hide those stolen funds somehow!

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In business news this week we learned that Farcaster was being sold.

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The founder jumped in to clear up some of the rumours.

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Is this the GOAT of crypto company wind-downs?

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Unless you are one of the five SUI users out there, you would have had no idea that the chain was down.

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Solana however is still alive. They successfully launched their SKR token and this is a reminder that you are not grinding hard enough. Gains were missed.

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We round this one off with a shoutout to Ross! Congratulations to you and Leaf.

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And that’s a wrap for this week. See you next time.

Team Shitcoin.com