Newsletter #379 - We're So Back (It's Fixed)

Hey Shitcoiners,

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Crypto markets showed glimmers of hopium this week. Are we back? Luckily for you, we don’t obsess over price, we’re long term. Every week we bring you the spiciest industry content. Expect shenanigans, shitposting, memes and more. Let’s dive in.

First up, CT was thrust into turmoil earlier this week when Nikita Bier told us we were killing ourselves.

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We reacted in the only way we know how.

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CT is not a community to mess with. The meme savants would surface and produce art. GG.

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The pig jokes appeared to work. Allegedly “it’s fixed”. We still have no idea what is fixed but we’ll take it. Gm is back on the menu.

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If you thought all was back to normal, it was not. The great cleansing would continue as Infofi would be banned. Yappers were in disbelief.

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Happiness.

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The current wave of crypto hodlers may not know about Andreas Antonopoulos. Here’s a reminder of simpler times.

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Oh and another bit of lore for you here!

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We prefer the OG memes to the Satoshi-inspired fashion NGL.

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Back to the shenanigans we go. The former Mayor of NYC launched a token and then rugged us. RIP.

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Yikes.

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Rugged so hard even the insiders didn’t make it out alive.

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Do we really miss Gary though?

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Continuing with the crime theme, this guy may be regretting that wrench attack.

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The founder and CEO of Euler is on the move. He took to X to state he is stepping back and moving into an advisory/product position. The response was overwhelmingly positive in the replies.

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However, some did point out that a certain cliff had been reached…

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We round this one off with some self-deprecation. It’s time to pivot.

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And accept that you may have tuberculosis.

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And that’s a wrap! Remember to join us next week for more shenanigans.

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Team Shitcoin.com