Newsletter #377 - HODLing On

Hey Shitcoiners,

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We hope you are enjoying the holidays and taking some much needed time AFK. 2025 may have been the year of a new BTC all-time high, but for many market participants it was peak depression.

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All you need is an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order over the last few days of the year and you’ll be fine.

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Have you been watching sports to take your mind off the market? You cannot escape.

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The haters really nailed it this time!

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The five star vacations and luxury vehicles may have to wait until you are a little less illiquid, anon.

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Unless you’re a boomer.

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There are silver linings though. We have had a great run over the last couple of years and we’ve been here before. Don’t be weak, it’s far from over.

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You will get all you desire in due time.

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In the meantime though, there will be plenty of ups and downs. Exploiters will be trying their best to force the transfer of your holdings to their wallets. The latest casualty was Trust Wallet. Yikes.

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Fortunately there’s no need to worry if you were affected. Daddy will fix it for you.

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The hack had plenty of casualties on the timeline. One in particular brought additional scrutiny. Does “yuna” have a dark past?

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Probably.

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In another hit this week, one victim did some copy-pasta and got rekt.

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Chun chimed in with a story of his own.

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Suffered losses at the hands of known criminals in the space? Burwick has your back.

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In other legal news, those Epstein files are not filling CT with hope that they are GMI.

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We now divert our attention to knots. If you are following Luke down the dark path it may be time to take a look in the mirror.

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And remember to max out that free living.

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Binance was bugging out and not allowing one user to close his shorts. Unfortunately for him Cobie works for Coinbase. RIP.

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We hear perps work well on Hyperliquid and the Jeff cult is growing stronger by the day. This is possibly the most obsessive compulsive Hyperliquid fan we’ve found so far. This is real commitment to the cause.

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Some idolise Jeff, others see Charles Hoskinson as peak male performance.

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We received news a couple of weeks back that Solana Breakpoint 2026 would be happening in London. Many were upset. Mert was delighted.

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We round this one off with a cautionary tale. How much do they recoup? Zero.

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Until next time.

Team Shitcoin.com