Newsletter #375 - CT's Finest

Hey Shitcoiners,

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Another week in the books and your bags probably haven’t moved much. Frank has an idea to fix that though. What if?

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If someone can crack the code and create a token that has only one mode (up only) we know we have the right people to shill it.

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GMI.

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If all else fails on the marketing front, you can go back to basics and throw up a huge advertisement in Times Square!

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In other Bitcoin news, is this Ross or the feds?

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One of the most talked about (and memed) stories this week was from a woman and her experiences in crypto. Allegedly pitches of casual sex are commonplace.

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In other female-related news, we don’t know if Nick’s girlfriend is into crypto but remember you can’t be having a better Christmas than him.

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CT delivered.

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The evolution of the crypto man continues. When the market is quiet, there’s no better time to improve your pull-up high score.

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Speaking of glow ups.

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Have a look at that positive canthal tilt!

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Remember the Aptos founder showing off his $18,000 jacket? Well, he’s still wearing it and still telling you that it’s time to build.

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We’ll round this one off with a hot take. Wen crypto retirement home?

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See you next week.

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Team Shitcoin.com