Newsletter #373 - The Bottom(?)

Hey Shitcoiners,

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Crypto markets are up but after the humbling experience of the last few weeks, we aren’t sure we’re out of the woods just yet. Before we get stuck into this week’s newsletter, be sure to check out the latest weekly round-up on X.

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And so we begin. There was some good news this week. Ansem has remembered he has kids. The bottom is in folks.

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Romano called it first.

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We didn’t have Taiki timing the market perfectly on our bingo card this year, but so far, Taiki has timed the market perfectly.

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Jmo is in.

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And The Wall Street Journal is bear posting. Another strong indicator that the bottom is in. Thank you for your sacrifice, WSJ.

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2025 has been a long year. It feels like a lifetime ago that we had presidential memecoin szn. Some, Cobie included, remember it as the beginning of the end.

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2025 was also the year that France really got on the map, for all of the wrong reasons.

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There are a few things you can count on during a market downturn. Firstly, Saylor will continue posting the AI-slop. Secondly, he will always gloat about how he bought when others were handing in their McDonald’s applications.

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Our favorite basketball player dug up a very old tweet from Saylor. Is there beef?

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Since this next post, the tide has turned a little. We are still very pleased that Ansem has a backup plan though.

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If you hang around long enough you become bear market resistant both mentally and financially. Max throws a great party!

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The CT influencer invitational was in full swing. We hear Alex Wice and Jmo are pretty good at poker.

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Poker and perps have a lot in common. You can actually be skilled at them, or instead be degenerately gambling. Andrew Tate is doing the latter. RIP.

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CZ has squashed rumors that this is real. What could have been.

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Who would have played SBF?

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In a convenient exchange-related segue, Upbit was hacked and $36M got into the wrong hands.

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MegaETH had an error of it’s own. User funds will also be returned to bridge pre-depositooors.

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MegaETH is on a similar hype level to Monad. Much of CT is frothing at the mouth. That used to be the case for Celestia. We didn’t know it was even still around!

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Meanwhile on Solana.

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We round this one off with the Litecoin intern. We didn’t know the Litecoin account could be resuscitated but here you have it. Click, translate and enjoy.

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That’s all for this week.

Team Shitcoin.com