Newsletter #372 - Extreme Fear

Hey Shitcoiners,

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Extreme fear has gripped the industry all week long. The crypto streets are slowly filling with blood and we are waiting to see who has the cojones to buy. The spiciest Shitcoin.com newsletters occur when the markets are in turmoil. Enjoy.

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Rumors circulated earlier this week that Saylor was dumping. Saylor was quick to squash the claims.

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The memes and spicy reactions would flow.

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Your neighbors might have bought up the BTC ETF. Unfortunately for them, they are currently losing.

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Is your conviction being tested?

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We are eagerly awaiting the next Black Friday post. It looks like you’ll be able to snag a bargain for a little while longer yet.

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Bitfinex, where Paolo serves as CTO, has historically been a whale battleground. The bulls tried to secure $88K but unfortunately they were unsuccessful. RIP.

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Udi is cooked.

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Jmo is out of ammo.

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And the price action is so bad it is bringing up some bad memories.

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We were big fans of degenping. May he rest in peace.

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We really think Natalie Brunell should stop organizing dinners. It’s not working out for her.

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We are eagerly awaiting the next UpOnly episode. We aren’t quite sure what SilvXBT expects to get out of it though. The price usually goes down as they stream. Them holding off may be for the best…

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The walls are caving in. The fear and greed got as low as 10. Is it over?

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Oh, and reminder that some of now hypothesizing that Epstein was Satoshi as he mentioned it a few times in some released correspondence. Sigh.

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Speaking of hard-hitting meme templates, Bill Ackman’s dating advice took over the internet. Ledger added his rendition.

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Bro.

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Arthur Hayes dropped his latest blog post and for the macro-enjoyooors among us, it’s a must read.

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What do you want for Christmas from Black Santa?

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It’s unclear where we are heading next but if this 4chan prediction (which has nailed it so far) is anything to go by, we might have a rough few months ahead.

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4chan got it right, the KOL’s got it wrong. RIP.

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One influence-ooor who did get it right is Taiki. He has a lot in common with Bryan Johnson.

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Japanese JCR knew.

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Don’t fade him.

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That’s enough negative self-talk for now. Inversebrah with a chart here. We don’t know if this is good or bad but the comments lean towards it being good. We’ll take it.

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If we were into TA we would also lean towards this next chart looking good.

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CZ is also inadvertently calling for $300K. He said it, not us.

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To exchange news next. Kraken has filed to go public!

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It might be the first time Coinbase has made it to the newsletter. Gg intern.

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Here is some exceptional Coinbase lore for you.

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Monad’s raise on Coinbase is facing the risk of undersubscription but does this next tweet change anything for you? He looks locked in.

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Monad will be hoping the future price action does not mirror what happened to DoubleZero. RIP.

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We now turn out attention to crime. Deleting every crypto tweet on your profile is usually a bad sign.

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Yes, it looks like a bad sign for Pasternak.

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If you were crazy enough to buy Hawk Tuah then Burwick can help you too!

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Celestia is almost back at their OTC deal price and while investors wipe away tears their team are allegedly buying apartment buildings. You can’t make it up.

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The founder of Aptos is shilling his fund and spurting nonsense about not leaving until the hardest problems are solved. That’s ironic.

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Tries to be relatable yet wears a $17,000 jacket. NGMI.

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We round this one off with a new hangout spot. Head on down to Pubkey DC to drown your sorrows and ask Scott Bessent what he’s going to do about your bags.

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And that’s a wrap! See you next week.

Team Shitcoin.com