Newsletter #371 - Liquidated in the Chop

Hey Shitcoiners,

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The way the charts are looking right now, you may be wishing you had touched grass this month. Upvember did make a brief appearance mid-week as those who were short, Taiki included, came close to liquidation.

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The king of liquidations was hit hard by that few percent rise.

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But he will not go down without a fight.

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Is Wynn about to make it all back in one trade? BTC began heading south a few days ago once again. This is liquidation szn.

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It really did puke.

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Is ETH heading back to $1k?

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Being bearish doesn’t look fun.

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The timeline is cooked but the brave among us sense a generational opportunity when the Fear & Greed Index is so low.

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At Shitcoin.com HQ we are looking for any signs that the market may turn back to the upside. We are filled with optimism.

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The Ansem signal also dropped.

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Believe.

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We don’t know what will happen next but the big boys are doing all they can to kickstart an alt szn. Coinbase announced they are doing token sales! First up, Monad.

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Cobie has nothing to do with it. He’s still grinding in customer support after walking away with $400M. That’s an elite acquihire.

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His customer support skills are unmatched. Head over to his replies and see him in action.

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Cobie’s customer support arc may be exactly what we need to kickstart the next run. What comes next could be a work of art.

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It could also end exactly as it did before.

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All we can think is that we better start praying that Monad isn’t a flop. The flagship alt szn buy could be make or break.

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Trump’s government has a habit of dropping bombs in our bags while still keeping us optimistic. Here is some optimism.

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Perp exchanges are frothing at the mouth for what is to come!

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But while you wait for that, you can pretend you’re a big brain on prediction markets and be screwed over by poor market mechanics. RIP.

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The Bitcoin maxis are very excited about Jack Dorsey’s latest experiment. Cash App is pushing forward Bitcoin rails.

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In other news, there was some Hyperliquid/HLP shenanigans with POPCAT. Many were rekt. CZ is not involved in this at all, but the meme template is elite.

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Speaking of CZ, he allegedly cannot speak any languages.

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Arthur took to the timeline to cheer up his followers as they navigate a choppy chart. Micon, the Shitcoin.com Director of Autistic Communications at Shitcoin.com delivered.

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Facts.

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Unlike Arthur and CZ, Dan Larimer escaped the long arm of Uncle Sam. EOS are still sitting on a mountain of BTC.

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Dan is filling his time with other hobbies.

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We round this one off with a post from CL. We didn’t think cat’s needed shoes.

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See you next week.

Team Shitcoin.com