Newsletter #370 - Shitposting, Self-loathing & Sacred Rituals

Hey Shitcoiners,

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Resolve was tested this week as Bitcoin made it’s way toward $100k. As you’d expect, this week’s newsletter is jam-packed with shitposting, self-loathing and shenanigans. We kick things off with an anniversary.

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In order for number to go up, you must continue with the rituals.

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Welp.

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Inside you there are two wolves. Wolf A.

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Wolf B.

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Sometimes the wolf must return to the golden arches.

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But never doubt the wolf. When he tells you he smells a generational opportunity, you should pay attention.

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Before you reach Valhalla there will be more pain. Liquidated.

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Liquidated while naked in a pool.

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It’s important to keep some context here, if Cobie can’t clear 10 figs then how are you supposed to do it?

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This is the last thing you see before you’re wiped out. Brutal.

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This is my quant.

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We’d much rather take trading advice from a humble farmer than from a degenerate gambler who is shooting his last shot.

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He’s winning!

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He might have won the battle but he’s a long way from winning the war.

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To MEXC news next. The White Whale has got his money back but now ZachXBT is on the case.

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What a banger.

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Wait, you trusted the D-tier exchange with your funds? Ouch.

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On the topic of exchanges, Wintermute are not suing Binance. Everything is OK.

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The Binance perp DEX still has some strong holders and we have some suspicions about who is propping up the price.

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Although in our industry CZ is about as famous as they come, in the real world he is still relatively unknown. Even the man who pardoned him has no idea who he is. Is this bullish?

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