Newsletter #369 - Still Feeling Optimistic?

Hey Shitcoiners,

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It’s hard to know who is knowledgeable on geopolitical impacts on crypto markets or who is just making it up as they go along. All we know is that we will take any hopium we can get, even if it comes from a cartoon tiger who presses buttons.

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That optimism would prove to be short-lived as there were no gains in sight this week. RIP.

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IT’S A HYPOTHETICAL!

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Your favorite big brain, James Wynn did not believe the Sunday pump. Did he time it right this time?

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CL was playing the other side. We hope he made it.

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Opening a Hyperliquid account may not be for you if you have degenerate tendencies. Just remember, it never works the first time. It takes a few deposits to get the timing right.

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The on-chain gambling is reaching new heights and Max has concerns.

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Does he have a point?

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Max is past the point where FUD may affect him, but if you decide to call out Hyperliquid proceed with caution.

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Hyperliquid.

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Speaking of exchanges, MEXC had a PR nightmare this week. They suspected bot activity which goes against ToS and proceeding to lock up millions.

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Their CSO thought replying was a good idea. RIP.

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Rekt.

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The irony!

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The bots were prepared.

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Anyway, enough exchange talk. Let’s get back to the shenanigans we know and love. Luke is grumpy again.

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You can’t make it up.

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The man, the myth, the legend.

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As far as we know Luke was not in Lugano for Plan B. Luckily for them they still had entertainment.

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Richard Heart used to entertain us on a regular basis, since his run-in with the law a few months back we haven’t heard much from him. What we do know about his movements is that he’s moving a significant amount of ETH through Tornado Cash!

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BitBoy has had his own issues with the law. He’s now spouting the type of clickbait-y nonsense that no one wants to see. Is Mayne’s friend BitBoy?

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Speaking of substance issues.

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When the numbers are not going up, how do you fill the time? The robot subscription delivered some great content this week. Cuck mode activated.

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The extravagant purchases may leave you cucked and unsatisfied. Case in point below.

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We can get behind this next purchase though. This was the crypto/fashion crossover we never knew we needed.

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We also didn’t know being bald would make a comeback this week.

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Plot twist: it was Brian sending the DMs.

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Speaking of Ledger-related things, their CTO made an oopsie.

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As did the Tensora team member who accidentally put their private key on GitHub. RIP.

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To AI next. Qwen3 was pitted against GPT-5. It kept things simple and profited. GG.

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The LLMs are just telling us what we want to hear.

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We’ll round this one off with the content you never knew you needed. Razzlekhan!

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That’s all for this week.
Team Shitcoin.com