Newsletter #368 - The Rumors Are True

Hey Shitcoiners,

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We have been patiently waiting for the return of UpOnly and our prayers have been answered.

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The deed is done.

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The eight-episode deal has thrust Cobie and Ledger into the upper echelons of podcasting but Cobie remains in his lane. Focused. Flourishing.

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There were memes.

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And there were also talks of Cobie immediately reinvesting the $25m.

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Ryan doesn’t get the hate.

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Everyone wants Barron on the pod. Unfortunately, while very connected, Cobie does not have the secret service on Whatsapp. Can you call in a favour from Uncle Armstrong?

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We need Barron.

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The NFT purchase was quite the spectacle, but it was just the appetizer. We heard news a day or so later that Coinbase were acquiring Echo!

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Back in December 2022 Cobie called it.

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Are you now regretting those lies you told now, anon?

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Cobie has remained a CT main character for years but it has been a gradual climb. He’s allegedly not a billionaire but we believe him when he says he enjoys the game we all play together. GG.

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The lore runs deep.

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To other main characters now. After the short-lived “crime it up szn” on BNB Chain, sentiment about CZ isn’t trending well.

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However, CZ doesn’t care. He just got a pardon!

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Attention now turns to a previous main character. Will SBF be on his way out soon? Cobie hopes not.

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The Trumps are making other moves too. Do you want another DAT, anon?

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Buy at your own peril.

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Rekt.

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We were hoping for Uptober but so far it hasn’t come to fruition. Those following trades on-chain noticed something. A ray of light. An “insider” with a 100% hit rate is back in.

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