Newsletter #364 - Load The Copium

Hey Shitcoiners,

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Your bags are feeling heavy. Your timeline is half “buy the dip” and half “it’s so over”. Did we just witness the top? There were signs.

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Those of you grinding in the McDonald’s kitchen in hopes of accruing more ETH, we have bad news. you might be staying there longer than you had hoped.

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Liquidated.

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Memories.

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Let us cope.

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For those looking for outsized gains in altcoins, a BTC move to the downside can mean disaster. RIP.

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A few months ago we had no idea what a DAT was. Is this market-wide dip a sign of the SEC stepping in? We thought crime was legal now.

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Wherever you think the market is heading, it’s good to see that CZ is back. He is bullish on dips!

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He is also bullish on Aster. You can lock up the man, but not his ideas.

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As prices flip flopped this week, there were some clear winners. The YZi Labs backed perp DEX made some degenerates millions. Unfortunately for this anon and as famously mentioned in the hit TV show Succession, $5M means not enough to retire, not worth it to work.

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The Bold top signal played out once again, just in time for the dump!

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In light of the launch of XPL, execution cracks began to show on Aster. Bullish on Hyperliquid.

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CZ urged us all to take breaks. We aren’t sure we’re into the same type of breaks though.

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And just as things were getting good for CZ we had an unlikely reappearance from his arch nemesis, SBF. It’s so over.

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Gm.

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There’s no need to panic, crime really is still legal.

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Back to perp wars now. Hayes has unloaded a bunch of HYPE as his Testarossa deposit is due. His 126x prediction still stands but that will take a few years. He can have the Testarossa much sooner.

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Richard jumped in to tell Arthur the error of his ways.

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If you are looking for a deeper read into Arthur’s outlook, check out his latest blog post. BTC to $3.4M in 2028. We’ll take it.

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Do not worry about Arthur. He’s doing great.

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What’s a Shitcoin.com newsletter without an exploit? Sizeable suspicious transactions were identified involving UXLINK. Big things were coming.

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Ouch.

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The best part about this whole debacle is that the hacker then started clicking buttons too quickly and approved a phishing contract.

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A quick reminder here to always practice good OPSEC. Bad actors are trying to get their hands on your coins.

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Anyway, back to whips. If you HODL for over a decade you too may one day own a Lambo.

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Or you can just pretend you own the rental instead.

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From one content creator to another. Allegedly Richard Heart is looking good in this next clip.

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Where does the market go from here? If there is one good thing to come from the last few months, it’s the renewed focus on revenue-generating products. Maybe, just maybe, we are GMI.

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And we round this one off with a throwback to better times. Never forget.

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See you next week!

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Team Shitcoin.com