Newsletter #363 - The Numbers Go Up

Hey Shitcoiners

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This week the timeline was full of “economic experts” making FOMC predictions, Creator Capital Markets talk, and the usual shenanigans. We have some spicy stuff to get through. Before we get to that, be sure to check out the latest Shitcoin.com Show with Austin Federa, co-founder of DoubleZero!

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We kick this one off with a tweet that didn’t age well. If you followed Paul’s advice, bags would have been fumbled.

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Ansem has been making calls again and he thinks the top might be in.

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Some think we are just getting started.

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For the past week, market participants have been frothing over the prospect of a bullish interpretation of the FOMC meeting. How are your 30s going anon?

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Pump.fun has been making headlines with the meteoric token rise and the focus on Creator Capital Markets (CCM). You might remember that streaming on the platform was put on hold due to some extreme content in the past. Not much has changed.

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Bitlord has switched up his content from shilling XRP endlessly to shitting on streamers. His bot is sniping everything in sight.

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Who are we to tell stream enjoyooors what they should be into?

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HYPE has been on a run of its own. Flood has taken the congratulatory posts as a sign that it’s time to jump out. GG.

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Touted as a direct Hyperliquid competitor, ASTER launched in July and has backing from Binance Labs and CZ-affiliated YZi Labs. They launched a token and it mooned.

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However, we have questions. RIP.

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Is CZ back?

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The US regulatory environment has changed rapidly and CZ may have been the final sacrifice. ETFs are the new normal. Congratulations Emin and Avalanche!

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The US is going through an interesting time but markets are pumping. Don’t be a panican. Valhalla is within reach.

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The bullposting doesn’t mean he won’t be taking profit though!

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Over the pond, the treasury big boys are on good terms. Schiff still thinks they are criminals.

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Imagine committing a crime and then praising the detective. Wild.

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This industry is the gift that keeps on giving. Mert is not even worth 10 figs. We are unsure if he is going to make it.

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It’s also possible that Monad is NGMI. They still aren’t sure if they should be an L1 or L2.

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Monad development started way back in 2022/2023. Fun fact: CL was busy funding a Discord-based mental hospital at that time. A true cat of the people.

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To DeFi. According to Ryan, all those years of building DeFi are about to pay off.

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However, it’s important to remember that a group of kids in Nepal did some far more efficient governance on Discord in weeks.

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We round this one off with an important post. If you make millions and want to buy the Ferrari, remember there are maintenance costs. Was the female acquaintance a contributing factor too?

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See you next week!

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Team Shitcoin.com