Newsletter #362 - Is Uptember in the Room?

Hey Shitcoiners,

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It was only a few days ago that the timeline was all doom and gloom. It looked like Uptember would never come.

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However, fast forward a few days and the bull posts were back.

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Hyperliquid has been pumping and growing market share. The community has been reviewing issuer proposals for the USDH ticker over the last week.

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In a twist that we only see in crypto, cat had to return from his vacation to cast the hypurrscan vote.

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Unfortunately, cat does not understand human.

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We are happy to hear that the tank is going to be delivered soon.

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Paxos was one of the companies throwing their name into the ring.

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Unfortunately for them, they kill erections.

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We couldn’t see World Liberty Financial getting the nod either due to their shenanigans as of late.

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Ethena were in the mix but they chose to withdraw their proposal. This meme slapped.

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Arthur called for FUBU.

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ENA has been on a tear of its own in recent weeks. Unfortunately, some did not ride the wave.

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He allegedly did not make the trade. Got to keep up appearances folks!

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Jmo here spitting facts.

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The new AirPod translation feature can hopefully translate some of the drivel we see on CT on a daily basis.

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You will have likely heard the news of the shooting of Charlie Kirk. Ross put out a statement.

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And Justin Sun somehow managing to find a way to make the incident about the banana.

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To Bitcoin. Michael Saylor is basically a modern-day Egyptian Pharaoh at this point.

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We know for a fact that Saylor has been buying. Allegedly, the same can’t be said for El Salvador.

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We never knew we needed Bitcoin knobs but we are here for it.

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Luke is the gift that keeps on giving.

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As we near the end of this week’s newsletter we have some important lessons to share. Don’t trade a house for a JPEG of a monkey.

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Don’t let the noise leave you sidelined.

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Don’t sell the bottom.

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And finally, don’t get liquidated.

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Because ultimately, when the people of Mumbai have no idea what you’re talking about, you know you are early. GMI.

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See you next week!

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Team Shitcoin.com