Newsletter #359 - Endless PvP

Hi Shitcoiners,

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Have we seen the top of this cycle? Not according to Dion Chu from Term Labs! He joined us on the Shitcoin.com Show. Tune in for predictions, alpha and DeFi broken down into bite-sized chunks by someone more well versed than most. Don’t miss it.

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You don’t know what happens next. Neither does CT. This is the only chart the timeline knows.

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To gain an edge in this market there is a new sleep technique to try. Dexscreener x3.

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And if you wanted to catch YZY early, that was exactly the sort of setup you would need (depending on timezones of course). It must be real. No AI can autist deadpan like this.

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The game is rigged.

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We didn’t say it.

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Imagine having so much conviction that this was going to the moon that you’d drop $1.5M, only to be shaken out and be down $500K. The memecoin arena is an unforgiving place.

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Max extract.

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Whatever happens next, there is an obvious get-out-of-jail-free card on the table for Ye. When is Hayden going to prison?

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Likely not soon. So crime is really legal now?

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Justin has taken some profit and is expecting a big BTC drop next year. He is planning to scoop up as many coins as he can. But Justin, what if that wasn’t the top?

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The treasury companies may yet provide another pump for our bags. They will also be playing PvP against their own holders. Delightful.

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From PvP to PFPs. We are now doing technical analysis on profile pictures.

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Send help.

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The odds of that TA being effective are slim. But that’s what many said about XRP mooning this bull run too. We all saw how that worked out. Does this remind you of your life too?

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Gainzy missed out on millions with his ETH conviction but we are happy it didn’t work out. We wouldn’t have Gainzy streams in 2025 otherwise. In this family we celebrate success.

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The only thing capable of stopping his motion is a tank.

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While on the topic of military-grade weaponry, one engineer was struck by an Israeli missile… or was he?

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There used to be a time when a hack in the multi-millions would mean headlines. Now it’s just another week. RIP Odin.fun.

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The game in 2025 is simple. Go to a prestigious university, build up resume in tech, start a crypto company with big VC backers, wait for cliff to end, and exit.

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A new genre just dropped.

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There’s not even the need to be secretive about your shenanigans anymore. Those losers on the internet are destined for endless cucking.

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In our next section we have two older gentlemen. One is GMI, his name is Richard. He doesn’t quite understand Monad but he is a shitpost expert.

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The other is NGMI. His name is Kenneth. Rekt.

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Peter Todd has been around for years too, but oddly he’s now shilling pump.fun scams. RIP.

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We round this edition of the newsletter off with a survival segment. We found a survivor.

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And by some miracle, here is another.

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See you next week!

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Team Shitcoin.com