Newsletter #358 - "Always Trust Your Gut"

Hey Shitcoiners,

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Before you dive into the latest newsletter, check out the latest Shitcoin.com livestream with HalloweenIn2008.

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It was a big week! Some think we have reached the top, while others are predicting we are just getting started.

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You are in the trenches. You log onto CT every single day. Is the biggest mistake of this cycle that you aren’t balls deep enough?

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Don’t be like Harvard.

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The powers that be will play with our emotions as we continue on our journey to Valhalla. It turns out that the United States is not buying any BTC.

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However, that doesn’t mean the Strategic Reserve isn’t real.

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What will blow up this time? History could be about to repeat itself with a fresh twist. RIP.

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Just heard a rumor…

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Arguably the biggest story this week was Ethereum. Following some significant gains, all-time high is within reach. A lot can change in a month.

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This presented a rare opportunity for bagholders to deploy memes.

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And ETH going up in price would mean the return of one of the greats.

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He is so back!

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This pump gave Eric Trump a chance to shitpost too.

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“You will be run over.”

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While still on the topic of ETH, do you remember the whiteboard?

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There are always winners and losers. AguilaTrades may not be trading for much longer. We are sending our thoughts and prayers.

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But on the winning side was the Radiant Capital hacker. He’s up almost 100%!

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Other hackers are jumping into the trade too. Whether they become exit liquidity or not is yet to be seen.

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Tornado Cash used to be the go-to method to clean those funds. Now even writing about it can get you into hot water.

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You can live like Vitalik, hand-washing underwear to dodge a $4 laundry fee or like a Solana meme founder dropping $30k a night on hotels. Both are valid life choices. One just sounds a lot more fun.

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Jew mode enabled.

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It never ends.

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In other Solana news, Joe McCann’s treasury is no more.

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The spice would continue to flow.

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Wall Street is getting in on the action. Have you ever heard of Bullish? We haven’t.

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Up there with one of our favorite stories this week was that CL was bidding on a tank.

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And he won.

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Please save cat’s budget.

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Tanks are very loud we hear.

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We do appreciate the advice, but unfortunately we prefer life in the fast lane.

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Memories.

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As we near the end of this week’s newsletter, Dr. Back was inadvertently trying to send you a message to get outside and touch grass.

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See you next week!

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Team Shitcoin.com