Newsletter #357 - Another Week, Another Final Boss

Hey Shitcoiners,

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It has been another controversial week. We kick the latest newsletter off with some international affairs. First up, China. They have allegedly banned us again.

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Come on man.

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Fast forward a few days and we got some further news.

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Over in the United Kingdom, the police are stealing millions from victims!

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And they are also stopping Cobie from viewing potentially harmful posts with their “Online Safety Act”. He will never see blood again.

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Across the pond the SEC has made a decision on liquid staking. Jesse would like his refund.

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Memories.

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In another big story from this week, Roman Storm has been found guilty of money transmitting. The jury was unable to reach a unanimous verdict on the remaining charges. Free Roman.

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As Bruce mentions in this next post, privacy is a human right.

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Looking to cash out sometime soon? We hear your local OTC shop can help.

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Depending on where you’re based and your risk tolerance, that may be a good or a bad idea. One surefire way to end up in the slammer is to follow Bob Laxative’s lead.

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Or… Ansem?

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Grok, how could you.

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Where are Bob and Ansem in this next line up?

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The final boss is within reach.

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The Base team are doing all they can to win users from Solana. They are creating an almost identical product.

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Justin here with an important message for GCR from fake space. Wen $10k ETH? He wants his DM answered.

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Speaking of fake, MegaETH is not real.

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And neither is EOS anymore it seems. It must be comforting to know that your capital went towards a beautiful estate in Sardinia.

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The BERA price hasn’t been performing too well either since it launched. Luckily for them they aren’t down as bad as Cole Kennelly.

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Also down bad.

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Let’s switch gears a little bit here. Gumball 3000 has a new sponsor. We are excited for Zane to retain his title.

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Over in Lugano Satoshi has disappeared again. Poetic.

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However, we are happy to report that no bitcoins will be going missing at Lake Satoshi.

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You have made it to the end of this week’s read. If this market is getting a little much for you, our favorite DAO might be just the community for you.

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See you next week!

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Team Shitcoin.com