Newsletter #356 - The Clock is Ticking

Hey Shitcoiners,

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We start this one off with an important note. According to Saylor, you have 10 years.

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But don’t worry too much, you will have plenty of “buy the blood” opportunities before then. We all know what happens next.

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It is that time in the cycle where the random texts start coming in. It’s worth the gamble.

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That XRP buyer will be hoping he makes it big like the 80k BTC seller. Word on the street is that those billions are tied to MyBitcoin.

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I CaNt BeLiEvE hE cApItUlAtEd RiGhT aT tHe StArT oF tHe BuLl MaRkEt.

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James Wynn has been trying to time this market for months. July was not a good month. RIP.

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James’ venue of choice faced some issues over the last week due to L1 congestion. Unfortunately for Toly, we can’t foresee the volume moving to Solana.

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You can teach a man to fish and he will feed his family for his whole life. He will also become dangerously addicted to online gambling.

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The next round of FTX repayments is set to roll out and there will be winners and losers. ETH community members are in disbelief.

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They may actually be solvent!

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The war between Solana and Ethereum is heating up. Toly jumped in.

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Digital slop from cycles of the past is getting attention once again. We can’t escape it.

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Even the ordinals are making a comeback. Or wait, is Udi pumping the numbers? It’s just business.

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Historically, using crypto lending services has been one surefire way to lose your capital. Now Abra is looking on the ropes. Ouch.

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Also rough is this next story from Bitcoin Jimmy. He lost it all on Celsius and it is all gone once again. Zach, being the legend that he is, tried his best to help.

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To Gainzy next. He wants the millions and is happy to contribute no value.

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He is now leveraging his reach to fix up his hairline. Trichogenics could have an ad spot on his pump.fun stream. RIP.

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We round this one off with some fire from Gwart. It’s wild to think they managed to build those things without the tools we have at our disposal today.

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See you next week!

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Team Shitcoin.com