Newsletter #355 - In Quite a State

Hi Shitcoiners,

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Your bags can’t pump forever. This week we saw a slight pullback but we are still bullish. As the leveraged long trade cooled off, the timeline delivered. The future is bright.

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Even in a bull market there are winners and losers. You just don’t expect fund managers to be the losers. Joe thinks season 2 of the Hyperliquid airdrop is the play. Has that ever worked?

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Big if true.

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Gainzy dropped some heat.

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RIP.

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Why chase volatility when you can manage treasuries instead?

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Unfortunately for Joe, he’s got stiff competition from the zoomers in the coming years.

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If you were hoping PUMP would send you to Valhalla, we have bad news. It’s looking like you are destined for eternal bottoms.

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The state of them.

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The plan was always clear: max extraction.

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Shoutout to the trenchers.

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Politicians may be a contender for lowest life form capable of experiencing consciousness. The British government is thinking about dumping. This could be Germany all over again.

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The cuck train is pulling out of the station. Choo choo!

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There is a new term for any state of the market.

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It’s fitting that the week Jim buys is the week markets sell off. Is it over?

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This post might be the nail in the coffin. We have reached levels of wealth so unfathomable that buying garbage is allegedly a bull market signal. Do you remember?

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Make it make sense.

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Here’s a little history for you.

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In other US news, the FBI has dropped their investigation into Jesse!

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Jesse and the other OGs have done their part to get the industry to where it is today. David Hoffman meanwhile thinks he has added $250B to the ETH market cap with his podcast. You can’t make this shit up.

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Feels.

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The value adds are everywhere.

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We have watched Gabriel crash out for content a few times, but Ryan is taking things to a whole new level.

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A man not crashing out but going from strength to strength is Paolo. What a shoutout!

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Also getting his time in the spotlight, Justin is ringing the bell.

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When prices go down there is an easy scapegoat to blame. Here’s a glimpse into the Wintermute offices.

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They must be having a field day liquidating James Wynn!

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It might be time to let your children trade on Hyperliquid. They’d probably outperform James Wynn anyway.

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Zach is not a fan of KOLs. Muted? That still leaves a chance to grift.

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There was no need to build an audience by calling “the next big thing” for all of those years. You could have just bought XRP.

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Or you could adopt this next long-term TGE strategy.

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Playing the long game comes with risks. Fortunately with the upcoming Monad launch, the equivalent of a whole town is set to be free.

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We round this off with a reminder: as you watch the whole industry win, don’t forget, you’re only seeing the ones that made it back.

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See you next week!

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Team Shitcoin.com