Newsletter #354

Gm bull market enjoyooors,

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The global crypto market cap is $4 trillion. BTC is consolidating at new highs and market participants are crying out for alt season. Meanwhile, many boomers remain in disbelief and continue to parrot the same arguments they’ve used for years. Trusting a man with a lid like this is a recipe for financial ruin.

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Haven’t we been buying into a bubble for over a decade now?

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We are pulling the uno reverso card.

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The timeline was convinced the US government owned a sizeable chunk of the supply. Allegedly that is not the case.

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Bruce here with an interesting interview. Has the Trump regime messed up their entry into the crypto arena? It’s a great watch.

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This isn’t rocket science. Buy, hold and improve your protocol. Bryan gets it.

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To treasuries next. A cancer research firm controlled by Paradigm building a HYPE treasury. This timeline is something else.

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We also have pharmaceutical businesses buying up shitter treasuries. Wild.

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For the BTC maxis out there it’s important to remember that Michael would never cheat on you.

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Speaking of ETH, the EF sold the top again—classic. Fortunately for those of you still stuck with your Ethereum bags, they sold into an uptrend this time and that sale is currently well below market price. You have been spared.

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Over at the Tornado trial the jurors cannot wrap their head around the tech. Tears are flowing.

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We are happy to report that Roman is looking jacked. We are excited to see the courtroom sketches.

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With BTC stabilizing, market participants have one thing on their mind. Wen alt szn?

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It might be time to make it all back anon.

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You ape into every chart. Be me.

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Historically the odds were against you on Pump.fun. Those odds have got no better with the PUMP token. Alon is leaning into a narrative.

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While many of you get rekt in private, James Wynn has been broadcasting it all over the timeline. It appeared earlier this week that he had rage quit with just $10k left in his wallet.

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However, the plot would thicken. If he makes it all back this could go down as one of the biggest degen comeback stories in history.

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All you’ll learn from James Wynn is how to be a degenerate gambler. Sit down with Paul instead and acquire infinite knowledge. Seat 3 is preferred. Seat 7 would be okay.

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Remember that guy from the start of the newsletter with the terrible toupee? He should accept his fate and be more like Brian. Forehead shine is solvable with 21st century tech!

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