Newsletter #353 - Welcome to the Promised Land

Hey Shitcoiners,

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Going against the trend of a summer lull, we have reached the promised land. Happy all-time high.

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Are you max long anon?

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The boomers believe we are going to millions. Scale in now or cry later.

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As we continue to Valhalla there will inevitably be casualties along the way. James Wynn rage-flipped short. That stance is not working out for him.

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Speaking of staunch stances not working out, if she had bought instead of mocked, she would be in the money.

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You would have also done very well if you bought BTC from Max all of those years ago.

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The US government is going after El Salvador. Are there some other motives at play?

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On home soil though they are loosening up. Tornado Cash is off of the hook.

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In other Bitcoin-related news, Jack Dorsey is launching a messaging app. More importantly, Luke lives at least 300m from civilization.

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The ETH price is rising, which means it’s only a matter of time before the EF yeets. Stand by.

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The Ethereum nerds have also finally left Cannes. The city is ecstatic.

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Here’s a fun story from the event. Imagine being shoved out of the way by Justin Sun’s security. It’s just business.

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The video in question is below in case you are interested.

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Allegedly TRUMP and TRON are the future.

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Speaking of some futuristic developments, you can now trade perps inside Phantom thanks to their Hyperliquid integration.

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Just don’t overdo it. You could end up in therapy like Bitlord.

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Over to hacks now. GMX was exploited. RIP.

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And the hacker knew not to mess around on USDT too much. Circle are the lighter touch these days.

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The normies of the space are set for tears as well. NGMI.

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GCR is heralded as a god amongst men. However, all may not be as it seems. He was printing money with some questionable methods back in the day.

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Speaking of unethical, don’t ask questions of the UMA team.

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We now move onto the party section of the newsletter. Max doesn’t like Austin.

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And Toly is venturing into politics it seems? Or maybe he’s just hosting parties himself.

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With a new all-time high comes fresh utility. GMI.

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See you next week!

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Team Shitcoin.com