September 13, 2025

Newsletter #352 - Market Musings

Gm Shitcoiners,

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One whale thought it was time to wake up this week. 10,000 BTC was on the move.

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Whether the whale can wait until $1,000,000 to sell remains to be seen. CZ with the big call.

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It must-succeed-for-the-future-of-humanity.

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In the meantime we have treasury companies on treasury companies.

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What have we done?

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Ethereum community members descended on Cannes this week. Vitalik gave a keynote. ETH did what ETH does.

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With a recent spurt of kidnappings of crypto people in the land of croissants, attendees were worried. Wear merch at your peril.

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RIP.

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We interrupt this newsletter for an important announcement from Brian Armstrong.

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His business is allegedly going to kill Hyperliquid. Can Jeff fend them off?

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We will see.

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FTX once had the perps market by the cojones. You had to be there.

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Over on Solana you can now buy stocks with your favourite shitters. Innovation.

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And definitely what the whole industry was waiting for.

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Gainzy has seen his streaming numbers drop off. He had to be saved. This is recommended viewing. Elite creativity.

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People can try and save you, but ultimately, you must choose to save yourself.

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To crime now! Europol busted a fraud ring in Spain.

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The defipolice were also getting to the bottom of other crimes onchain. The UMA whales do not like the truth.

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If you are still in your 20s then you have some important choices ahead of you.

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Who doesn’t want to be like cat?

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See you next week!

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Team Shitcoin.com