Newsletter #351 - Weathering The Storm

Hello Shitcoiners,

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World War 3 looks like it may already be wrapped up. Our magic internet money weathered the storm. Interesting theories are flooding the timeline, such as this next one from Jmo. Hash rate cliff, potential bombing of Iranian bitcoin miners. We love a good conspiracy.

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According to Zhu Su, Iran is aura farming nuclear. We never thought we’d hear “aura farming”, “nuclear” and “Iran” in the same sentence. 2025 is delivering.

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We’re getting strong Manchurian Candidate vibes from this next post.

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It’s clear though which side Coinbase are on. After receiving backlash for sponsoring a US military parade, is it time for them to double down?

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All of this talk of war is nothing new. The nerds have been fighting for over a decade now. As far as we know, Knots relays some transactions that Core doesn’t.

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Let’s take this to a higher level discussion. Gladstein and Paul debated. Paul is Paul.

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There’s a lot of uncertainty flying around but one thing we do know is that Bitcoin is well above $100k. GMI.

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The darling of this cycle has been Hyperliquid. Richard is a fan.

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With the perp platform being on-chain we have gained fresh insight into some spicy trading activity. One user, qwatio had a rollercoaster of a week.

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Regardless, a revolution is coming.

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Hyperliquid.

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To international affairs next. We hope that Max would have to wear similar attire to Richard E. Ptardio for his lunch with the Napoleons.

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France is struggling, as are Murad’s picks. We’ll soon see if those July all-time highs materialize. In the meantime, max pain.

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It’s so over.

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Murad could use a fresh injection of retail buyers to prop up his bags. He needs these people.

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Cold needs them too.

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The lesson here: don’t FUD too hard. You may get your entry, but will scare away everyone to the left of the bell curve. RIP.

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Learn from the Trumps. Bull post to infinity and “reduce your stake” on the side. Profit.

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Speaking of max extracting…

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In other business news, Mastercard is moving in with their Chainlink partnership.

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And CRCL is pumping. Appetite for stablebutts continues.

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What’s a Shitcoin.com newsletter without a little hack/exploit news? Cointelegraph’s website was allegedly compromised this week.

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We round this off with a post you may find helpful. Be more like Tristan. He’s unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In his lane.

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See you next week!

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Team Shitcoin.com

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