Newsletter #350 - The Frontlines

Hey Shitcoiners,

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Another spicy one in the books, it has been an eventful week. The main narrative? War. Events in the Middle East are affecting your bags. But in times of war you must survive. Don’t get shaken out by the plane LARP tweets.

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How times have changed.

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The timeline has been a delight all week. BitBoy is preparing for a special mission as we speak.

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With his status as our correspondent from the frontlines, Gainzy is back. He has his routine on lockdown.

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His numbers are pumping.

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But that’s because men only want to see one thing, and it’s disgusting.

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This next tweet serves as a reminder that there are degenerates just like you sitting on the other side. Gainzy will deliver world peace.

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Lazarus Group are so 2024. Gonjeshke Darande sound like they could be the future.

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This week also marked a mass culling of accounts on X. Most notably the pump.fun account and that of its founder, Alon. Rekt.

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Luckily for them, the accounts are now back. But unluckily for you, your odds of being successful at the shitcoin casino are slim. Trade memecoins at your peril.

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We will just leave this here.

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Choose your outcome.

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Another way to lose all of your money is with actual crypto casinos. Luck.io has emerged as a leader in the space, mainly because they have allegedly been throwing hundreds of thousands at your favorite influencers. Here’s a deep dive into Luck.io-gate.

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You don’t need to overcomplicate things to make money. You could have done what Jmo told you to do!

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For those of you who enjoy dirty dollars, there have been moves in the US. We hear this is a big win.

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Stablecoin providers, Pump.fun and Hyperliquid all lead when it comes to the revenue meta tier list. Gg.

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To CZ next. He spent some time fact-checking a thread guy on X. He was after that visa.

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Can you believe that no one is talking about BAYC?

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Yes, yes we can.

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BAYC is so 2022. This recent run has brought a new breed of cartoon characters for us to enjoy.

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We round this one off with a reminder that while Ross is free, Lyn is still fighting the good fight.

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And that’s a wrap! See you next week.

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Team Shitcoin.com