Newsletter #348 - Big Bomb, Bigger Questions For Your Bags

Hey Shitcoiners,

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“Sell in May and walk away” is feeling like it could have been the move. After Elon and Trump went to war your bags took a beating.

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The timeline had questions.

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It is time to pray.

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When the world is melting around you, remember to stay in your lane, stay focused, and keep flourishing.

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Pump.fun took the opportunity to try and capture some more revenue. They are all about providing solutions!

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Unfortunately for those in the trenches, those solutions give you terrible odds. RIP.

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What would you tell your younger self? Is there anything you could have done differently?

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Remember the guy that maxed out his credit cards and bought BTC? It’s actually working out.

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This man is not a poor. He will only hold things that cannot be printed.

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We have no idea where Sunny Po is located, but we hope he isn’t in California and doesn’t have those bitcoins sat on an exchange.

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We ended last week with James Wynn being liquidated but he would return for another week at the casino.

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This sounds like broke talk.

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Allegedly he is not broke.

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As the week developed he would beg for liquidation.

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And his wish would be granted. An unsuccessful week at the casino in the books!

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Here’s the origin story. Enjoy.

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To Ross Ulbricht now. He is now a free man and was enjoying the Bitcoin Conference in Vegas last week, which you may have seen in the last edition of the newsletter. Powerful stuff.

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Ross is GMI.

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He was allegedly already a millionaire, but another millie won’t hurt.

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Here’s a story of another man held against his will who used USDT to secure his release.

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This newsletter has been a little on the heavy side. Let’s pivot. We can always count on Gainzy to lighten the mood. He does not like men who have skincare routines.

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And we round this one off with a hover hand for the ages.

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That's all for this week!

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Team Shitcoin.com