Newsletter #346

Hey Shitcoiners,

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It has been a big week. We have entered a new paradigm.

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Did you sell at $77k, anon? NGMI.

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Even the $107k sellers are living in regret.

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This industry is full of degenerates who are looking for quick wins. Buying BTC at these levels might feel risky but the alternative is pretty bleak. Gamble away all of your money on absolute shitters at your peril.

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Don’t fall victim to unit bias.

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The rotatooors are back.

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We hope you didn’t sell your BTC to Larry!

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Vivek is scooping too.

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What if?

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A minor adjustment here from Stephen.

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Top holders of TRUMP were in Washington last night for the President’s crypto dinner. Justin Sun got a watch!

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He’s always doing business.

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This week also marked a milestone. It has been 15 years since Laszlo spent tens of thousands of BTC on pizza.

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Art.

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Also art.

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From one anon to another, James Wynn has emerged as a main character of this cycle. He started the week with size.

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It ain’t much but it’s honest work.

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The size he started the week with would increase dramatically. This man has some extremely big cojones.

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We don’t know who he is but the origin story is intriguing.

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Wynn has been doing all of his trading out in the open on Hyperliquid. Flood thinks HYPE will flip Solana by the end of the year. Jmo wants to gamble.

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Some more art here for you.

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Regardless of where the price ends up by the close of 2026, it is performing well as we speak.

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SUI has been growing at a rapid rate in recent weeks but with every rise comes a fall.

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Enter the market makers.

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And validators.

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More on the Coinbase breach is coming to light.

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Tay is here giving it to you straight.

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We will just leave this here.

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A shoutout to THORChain who are using hacked funds as marketing. This is a terrible look.

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Also not great is the fact that Charles Hoskinson took $248m from ICO participants. RIP.

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Yoink.

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It is not a real price move upwards if an Ethereum co-founder doesn’t sell. Thank you for your contribution Jeffrey Wilcke.

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Did he get cold feet when he knew he was being watched?

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EVM devs are finally seeing the truth.

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Inspirational repositioning here.

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But no matter how jacked you are, nothing can prepare you for a workout class with a girl. Intern did just that and now he’s meeting the entire bloodline after one date.

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This week has been all about Bitcoin. While we celebrate all-time highs, a new wave of cringey “KOLs” are forming to farm the shit out of you.

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We don’t know if the LA Memehouse will be autistic enough to compete. Time will tell.

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This is peak performance and it is happening all over the world.

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Next up, we are happy to see that Ross is settling back into life on the outside. It’s great to see Leaf Erikson doing so well.

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We round this one off with an insight into the lives of many of you. Celebrate momentarily but this is the time to stay locked in.

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That's all for this week!

Team Shitcoin.com

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Newsletter #346 - Higher