Newsletter #345 - The Valhalla Waiting Room

Hello Shitcoiners,

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Your bags have pumped, the degenerates are screaming for the start of another bull run. If it happens remains to be seen. Could it be time to embark on our journey to Valhalla?

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If you panic sold and haven’t scaled back in, will you be brave enough to go against “sell in May and go away”?

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Market participants have a chaotic reputation. Nic wants to squash that. Allegedly Bitcoiners are very normal.

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So normal that they think you should be paying over $50k to have your lawn mowed. Emin may be open to a pivot if this is real.

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With Bitcoin back over six figures per coin, the Saylor haters are back. More drivel. This narrative sounds very familiar.

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In other big business news, Coinbase has been added to the S&P 500. Bullish!

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But you are not an institutional user remember that you are getting rinsed. Eat bugs, retail.

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The numbers keep going up and now we have whole economic zones doing our marketing for us!

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Ansem wants an entry. His incessant flip-flopping is reaching new heights. He can punt a kitten or just wait a few days for the next trade war.

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Alex Wice 2.0 thinks that Ansem is just a real soft boy when you strip back the facade.

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We aren’t joking, this man really is Alex Wice 2.0.

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We take that back, he has levelled up even more. Alex Wice 2.5.

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Gainzy once turned everything he touched into positive PnL. Now he’s heading back to a region at war.

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He had it all, but the urge for degeneracy was too strong. RIP.

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Cobie has been cautious for some time. Allegedly he is about to re-enter the arena. Cryptic, we love it.

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Ethereum has been bouncing but not near enough to validate the charts the ETH maxis continue to share.

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That won’t stop them though.

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This is the crypto gold rush. Spin up a concept, launch a coin, and profit. But what does your domain choice say about what you’re trying to build? Insightful.

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There are countless stablecoin projects launched on a weekly basis. Paolo has feelings.

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The race to inflate on-chain metrics has reached new heights when bugs captured against their will can be onboarded. The future of finance is here.

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As new exit liquidity is onboarded, don’t scare them off by showing them the Murad lists. We need them to stick around for a while at least.

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To crime next. Don’t go flaunting your wealth and always practice good OPSEC. If shit hits the fan, Zach might be able to help you to some extent, but being in a position where you need his help is not advisable.

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We round this one off with some wholesome content from Ross.

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That's all for this week!

Team Shitcoin.com

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