Newsletter #343 - Not Selling In May, Not Going Away

Hey Shitcoiners,

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A new month is here. Are you going to slog it out like the rest of us, or will you be selling in May and going away?

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The number keeps going up making that a difficult decision. Bitcoin is, we hope, heading back to six figures. Mandrik knows how to celebrate.

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Jmo has spoken. BTC all-time-high at the end of the year. Let’s get it.

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Saylor owns a large chunk of the supply… but is it really his?

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When this next guy mined that BTC, Saylor would have had no idea it existed.

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There was some Bitcoin Core drama this week. The Github mods have been getting active.

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Matt approved. Some participants in his comments did not though.

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For those of you worrying about quantum computing, don’t.

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Next up we have the public pat on the back we never knew we needed. The Justin x Toly collab is a thing of beauty.

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Justin really is underrated. The man travels around the world with a banana!

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Speaking of generational wealth, Max’s descendants will likely be rich and beautiful.

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PSA: Luke Dashjr has 11 children.

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Vitalik doesn’t seem that focused on IRL offspring, he is instead focused on orphan blocks.

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And he has also been focused on the future of Ethereum in recent months. Sentiment is in the shitter. Ethereum bagholders have been hotly debating how to effectively increase demand on L1.

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It’s really tough picking your favourite L2. There are so many to choose from! Autigender?

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Activity on Ethereum is low but on other chains, the degeneracy is keeping the transactions flowing. A pump.fun competitor launched. It airdropped heavily but there was a catch.

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To claim the tokens, influencers and prominent degenerates are forced to either launch a coin and get it to a $5m market cap or wait up to 30 days. Is this genius or have the shenanigans gone too far?

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Welcome to the simulation.

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To hacks and privacy coins next. An elderly man had $330.7M stolen and those funds were swiftly moved into Monero!

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The XMR price giga-pumped as a result.

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Samourai Wallet was under some severe scrutiny due to its privacy focus, but the Trump administration might be swooping in to the rescue.

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Operation Chokepoint 2.0 is a thing of the past.

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The US is making waves and the UK is allegedly looking to become a world leader in digital assets. Lol, no.

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To more legal news next. They are throwing the book at Mashinsky. We are very bearish on prison.

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Taiki messed around with the memes, capitulated the bottom of Fartcoin and now, he must return to his roots.

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However, he has been cleaning up on pvp.trade. Well played, Taiki!

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In the penultimate post of this newsletter, you might remember when everyone told you your NFTs were just an image stored on a server. Well, we guess they were right. RIP.

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Also, our thoughts are prayers go out to intern. He made a rookie error.

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That's all for this week!

Team Shitcoin.com

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