Newsletter #342 – "We Used to Dream of Headlines Like This"

Hey Shitcoiners,

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This newsletter is set to be the most bullish edition we have had in a while! The moon boys are back. Tariff fears have eased. Bitcoin has rallied back to the price it was at two months ago. The timeline began talking about the great decoupling.

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Our magic internet money is now a safe haven!

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Dreams can come true.

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But while it would be nice to see the decoupling, it’s likely we are not doing that anytime soon. There were signs.

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But time is a construct. Extend your time horizon and embrace the Cramer Effect. GMI.

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Do you remember Trump’s memecoin? Fortunes were made and lost but fortunately for the bag holders amongst you, the tide may be about to turn. Get in that top 220 and you can have dinner with the big man himself.

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Genius.

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Justin just loves to win.

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You might recall a time when a Bitcoin ETF felt very far away. Soon you’re boomer parents will be able to enter the trenches with you, no DEX required.

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Trump’s administration has really shaken things up. So much so that the ECB are shitting their pants.

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For markets to go back up, there must be capitulation. Steady Lads is scaling back. Thank you for your sacrifice.

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Also scaling back is the ETH/BTC chart. It has been looking rough for a while now.

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Interest in Ethereum is so low that fees are literally a cent. Multiple dollars per transaction is so two cycles ago.

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RIP.

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This is all so tiring.

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Those of you that did use Base though could have been in the trenches and earned yourself a free trip to Coachella.

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We aren’t really sure why this animation exists.

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Disgusting.

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Word on the street is Ethereum is scaling. Vitalik dropped a blog post.

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Andreas here with the hot take.

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While on the topic is scaling, here’s an interesting bit of research from LayerZero. Bryan is unbothered. Moisturised. In his lane and flourishing.

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Back to ETH. Kyle Samani doesn’t believe it can be saved.

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At least Kyle has been consistent, unlike Ansem. When SOL was in the $200+ range, it was going to $1,000 allegedly. Then when it dropped, you should have known and should have sold. Now? He can’t believe you sold. You will never win.

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Don’t trust anyone.

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We have re-entered the “everything should be on the blockchain” conversation. This is hell.

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Max has found a way to escape his own form of personal hell. Gg.

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If you are looking for a way out and don’t know where to start, this next thread may be helpful.

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Richard Heart must have been contemplating all of his options over the last few months too. Fortunately for him, he has been spared.

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While not spared, at least Sam has been relocated to a less violent facility.

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Life comes at you fast.

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Before you know it, you’re knee-deep in the spreadsheets trying to understand where it all went wrong.

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We round this edition off with an interesting observation. We are living through a crazy time. The grift is everywhere. Do not fall victim to the grift. Ride the waves of it to Valhalla.

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See you next week!

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Team Shitcoin.com