December 15, 2023

Newsletter #270 - Exploits & Shenanigans

Hey Shitcoiners,

Wage Cucking With Jmo is back! Jmo has finished his unpaid leave and is now delivering the content you need. On this week’s episode, get caught up on the Binance settlement aftermath, thoughts on the pyramid structure and plenty of alpha. Don’t miss it.

After a bear market like this, most of you are likely hopeful, yet skeptical that the bull is back. The number may or may go down. We don’t make the rules.

Arthur Hayes has dropped his latest knowledge bomb. He is moving out of T-bills and into crypto. Bullish?

Arthur is always bullish.

Remember when everyone had tungsten cubes? CMS Holdings took things up a level with a “4” that will last a lifetime.

Justin Sun doesn’t worry about FUD. He’s now a burgeoning YouTuber. Whatever this is, we are into it.

While Justin enjoyed his Skittles saga, Code4rena was not having a good week when it came to security. At least the phishing scam was backed by Paradigm!


Speaking of hacks, the Kyberswap exploiter has some crazy terms. This is a compelling read.

Introducing, the new Kyber CEO.

It’s 2023, crypto is evolving. Now the kids just spin up cryptocurrencies with the names of famous people who have recently passed away. Then they pump it, then they dump it.

Despite the name, MUNGER is probably not a good investment.

ChatGPT showed us what happens to people who buy the likes of KISSINGER and MUNGER.

If you are going to do some copy pasta, at least do it properly. It’s probably best to find a competent dev and do it tocortexer.

Decentralization theatre is real. This sounds quite familiar doesn’t it?

We interrupt this newsletter with an important announcement. Don’t do drugs, kids.

We round this one off with a post from Dudas. He wishes them the best of luck in all the work that lies ahead of them. Welp.

That's all for this week. Follow Andreas on Twitter and stay up to date with us @Shitcoindotcom too. See you next time.