December 15, 2023

Newsletter #251 - It Is Okay To Flip Flop

Hi Shitcoiners,

Has your net worth drastically changed since last week? Probably not.

It’s important to keep an open mind in such an innovative and fast-moving space. Flip-flopping is just a part of the game.

At the time of writing, Bitcoin is hovering just under $30,000 which means we can all be bearish and not be shamed. Majin thinks we are all about to get rekt.

As does Spencer Schiff. The son of Peter pivoted to Bitcoin late and now he’s pivoting to AI late. RIP.

Many of you do not deserve the generational wealth that may lie ahead. You degenerates bought garbage like “SmartCoin”.

There are signs that we are all GMI. Books by former OC stars signalling the bear market is over is almost as good a directional indicator as Zuckerberg’s sister and her music video.

Regardless of where we’re heading next, it’s important to make sure you have financial security. Many of the biggest accounts on crypto Twitter are now Rollbit shills. Who doesn’t love 1000x futures trading?

Well, some don’t. Tree of Alpha thinks the popular crypto casino is cancerous.

Jmo is not a big fan either.

Alex with the comeback.

Jmo is taking a break from his life of wage cucking at and is bringing you quality Twitter content during his downtime. He’s a man of democracy.

And he’ll bring you threads too. Here’s his latest.

Kevin has no food pics or reviews for you, he’s just on a bender.

To SBF news next! Sam was spotted at the Elysee Hotel in New York.

Just as news broke that he supposedly leaked Caroline’s diary to the New York Times. Imagine the polycule stories in that bad boy!

He probably shouldn’t have shared that diary if he did, but either way, it’s the least of his worries right now.

Every week more comes out. Now we hear that BlockFi saw the infamous balance sheet and still invested client’s money. Ouch.

We round this edition off with a crazy video from one former “Crypto King” who spent investor's money on cars and yachts. If this is real, he probably wishes he didn’t do that.

That's all for this week. Follow Andreas on Twitter and stay up to date with us @Shitcoindotcom too. See you next time.