March 3, 2023

Newsletter #226 - Who Let The Bulls Out?

Yo Shitcoiners,

Before you get stuck into this week’s newsletter, be sure to head over to Shitcoin TV where Andreas sat down with the Founder and CEO of Layer Two Labs, Paul Sztorc. Paul is pushing ahead with Drivechain and in this episode, you’ll get his thoughts on why it’s more important than ever. Is this Bitcoin’s last hope?

To the action! After a turbulent few months, this week saw some stability across the space. Green candles were everywhere, the bulls were back in the room. But with a lack of spicy developments, we had shitposting galore. This industry is not for the faint-hearted and it’s important to remember it can all change in an instant.

This next video supports the previous meme well, do you remember NFTs?

In an interesting twist, if you’re based in Europe you may be able to get a refund on those horrible JPEGs. Who’s going to try first?

The optimistic tweets are back. Oh boy, we hope a McDonald’s tweet is not the new Jim Cramer tweet.

The CT analyz-ooors are in full force. It could go up but it could also go down.

One interesting development this week was the release of the FTX creditor list. Do you go by the name of “Name On File”?

Spare a thought for SBF. He had to endure a week of Wonder Bread and no internet in The Bahamas. It’s okay though, now he’s in his mom’s basement writing Substack posts and playing games.

The times of throwing $400M at obscure firms are behind him… for now.

As those hit hard in the last year look to rebuild, it’s good to keep in mind that the more tokens the better!

In other business news, Robinhood suffered a social engineering attack. This is not a good look…

Here’s an innovative shopping list for 2023.

Are you middle of the bell curve, anon? Alex Wice thinks it’s time to become an ape.

One man who aped hard is Andrew Kang. Look at that leverage!

In bear markets gone by we have gone to extreme lengths to end the carnage. We all remember when Romano ate ass. Kevin is doing his part this time around. Is that…?

We need videos of Matthew Graham lifting heavy shit to prove he hasn’t spent the bear market at the cinema.

Matty is an alpha but some people are on another level. This man is bear market resistant as fuck.

We need all the help we can get to sustain this bullish price action. The army has our back.

We round this one off with some news from Bitlord. We’re thinking of you, sir.

That's all for this week. Follow Andreas on Twitter and stay up to date with us @Shitcoindotcom too. See you next time.